Succumb to the Fantasy

By: Suzanne

Jun 19 2010

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Category: fantasy

4 Comments

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Found in a gift shop in Bigfork, Montana with other odd and slightly rude items: Look and Feel CANADIAN instantly MAGIC mouth spray. Succumb to the fantasy!

Text on the back reads:

You might have read about Canadians in books or watched documentaries about their country on TV. But you probably never imagined that you could be part of this alternative lifestyle…for less than the cost of a glass of beer.

Flavour: Invigorating peppermint.

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4 comments on “Succumb to the Fantasy”

  1. What, exactly, would “this alternative [Canadian] lifestyle entail?

    Is there an aphrodesiac ingredient in this? Or, applied in a different way, would it give a man more staying power? For some reason, I feel like I should test this out. Bring home a case, eh? x o x o

  2. Did you tell the store owner you were Canadian? We are still a mystery north of the border…

  3. Ah….memories! : )

  4. We actually hand that spray out to new Canadian immigrants. It’s not exactly “instant”, but it only takes a couple hours for the genetic transformation to take full effect.
    ( Note: The packaging fails to mention the process is similar to that of a werewolf on the night of a full moon )


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